haha here's some jokes just for laughs :
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common?
A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all. haha....as quoted by Miss Paris Hilton herself!!!
Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.(Msia also mah)
It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.
I'm out of bed and dressed....What more do you want?!
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe in chocolate.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
