Wednesday, December 31, 2008
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Have a good laugh,people!! Happy New Year :)
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Have a good laugh,people!! Happy New Year :)
till next time,denise ;
Wednesday, December 31, 2008;
Wednesday, December 31, 2008;
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
1. I am still amazed by the wonders of a simple house telephone :P
2. I would love to take on a part-time job as a paid nanny or babysitter :)
3. I am astoundingly amazed by truthfulness of the phrase Appearances Can Be Deceiving. Yeah,they bloody well can!
4. I remember catching cute little ladybugs when i was little & breaking into tears when they flew away...teehee.
5. I love soft-baked cookies...ooh la la.
6. I'm not being perasan or anything,but I just hate it when especially teens nowadays carelessly use the word 'retarded' when referring to themselves. Haha,that's just my opinion.
7. I am embarassed to admit that stuff for little girl's still catches my attention.LOL
8. I really need to shut up & listen more & really talk less.
9. Unlike most people,I love spoilers in any TV shows,movies & books. I rather you tell me first before I see or read something. I don't leave much room for surprises,huh?
10. I like scaring myself silly by watching mild-medium level of horror or thriller movies though I'll be cowering in fear behind the comfort of my couch's tatty pillow. :D It is so NOT a sick pleasure!!!! The Exorcist(Linda Blair version),The Exorcism of Emily Rose,An American Haunting & The Hand That Rocks The Cradle are among my top faves :P
But to this day, I haven't braved the challenge of watching 30 Days of Nights and Freddy Vs Jason(supposedly the gory-est film since forever!) yet. Those two horror flicks are just too gory for me.
I watched Stephen King's Pet Sematary at midnight with my mum two years ago but I remembered I slept well.
11. I grew up on Kidsongs,Barney,Power Rangers,Scooby Doo & Disney movies and songs. I catch myself humming some of them at times,lol.
Now u agree that I'm so very random? Lol :P
2. I would love to take on a part-time job as a paid nanny or babysitter :)
3. I am astoundingly amazed by truthfulness of the phrase Appearances Can Be Deceiving. Yeah,they bloody well can!
4. I remember catching cute little ladybugs when i was little & breaking into tears when they flew away...teehee.
5. I love soft-baked cookies...ooh la la.
6. I'm not being perasan or anything,but I just hate it when especially teens nowadays carelessly use the word 'retarded' when referring to themselves. Haha,that's just my opinion.
7. I am embarassed to admit that stuff for little girl's still catches my attention.LOL
8. I really need to shut up & listen more & really talk less.
9. Unlike most people,I love spoilers in any TV shows,movies & books. I rather you tell me first before I see or read something. I don't leave much room for surprises,huh?
10. I like scaring myself silly by watching mild-medium level of horror or thriller movies though I'll be cowering in fear behind the comfort of my couch's tatty pillow. :D It is so NOT a sick pleasure!!!! The Exorcist(Linda Blair version),The Exorcism of Emily Rose,An American Haunting & The Hand That Rocks The Cradle are among my top faves :P
But to this day, I haven't braved the challenge of watching 30 Days of Nights and Freddy Vs Jason(supposedly the gory-est film since forever!) yet. Those two horror flicks are just too gory for me.
I watched Stephen King's Pet Sematary at midnight with my mum two years ago but I remembered I slept well.
11. I grew up on Kidsongs,Barney,Power Rangers,Scooby Doo & Disney movies and songs. I catch myself humming some of them at times,lol.
Now u agree that I'm so very random? Lol :P
till next time,denise ;
Tuesday, December 30, 2008;
Tuesday, December 30, 2008;
ahhhhh,what's the use of being optimistic & hopeful that somehow it'll work out?!??!? It always doesn't! I'm just setting myself up for disappointment yet again.
Its draining my perkiness awayyyyy...forget it.
New year's resolution : Don't do IT again!!
I need to learn to accept the harsh reality that its not gonna happen for a very long time.
My stupid problem is that I can't stay mad at anyone for long,back to being optimistic. Pfft!! Especially when I look back on the happy moments in life we had. But I find it so hard to accept!!!! Why,Lord,why?!!!! I only get hurt. Help me get over it Lord.
I think I'm in over my head lah. Stuff & nonsense rite?
Bah humbug. I'm no saint. I give up!
Its draining my perkiness awayyyyy...forget it.
New year's resolution : Don't do IT again!!
I need to learn to accept the harsh reality that its not gonna happen for a very long time.
My stupid problem is that I can't stay mad at anyone for long,back to being optimistic. Pfft!! Especially when I look back on the happy moments in life we had. But I find it so hard to accept!!!! Why,Lord,why?!!!! I only get hurt. Help me get over it Lord.
I think I'm in over my head lah. Stuff & nonsense rite?
Bah humbug. I'm no saint. I give up!
till next time,denise ;
Tuesday, December 30, 2008;
Tuesday, December 30, 2008;
Sunday, December 28, 2008
State 15 weird things / habits / little known facts about yourself. The people I tag are to then follow my footsteps and write their own 15 weird things / habits / little known facts.
1, I dislike mangoes & bananas but I love mango juice,mango lassi & pisang goreng.
2, I can be just sooooo random & ask the random-est questions.
3, Loves storybooks to death,I can spend the whole afternoon reading.
4, I am a HUGE movie buff!!! I can feel my specs getting thicker already..
5, I looove colours in everything :)
6, I love all dogs but I squeal the most over maltese's and maltipoo's :)
7, I love witty banter,watching Gossip Girl is productive.
8, I love songs that tell stories.
9, I get teary easily,especially during anything touching,lol.
10, Besides pizza,fried rice is my favourite balanced meal.
11, I am shy,yet loud & outgoing at the same time.Makes sense?
12, I love all ang mohs...swt I know... :)
13, I am a neat freak & am very organised..I have lists...lol.
14, I have unsorted issues but refuse to bring it up with anyone.
15, I still don't get what the teenaged feeling of 'emo' is.
I tag;
A) Evie
B) Michelle Lims
C) Joveen
D) Yee Won
E) Andrea
F) Hui Lynn
G) Jocelyn
H) Halina(if u still read my blog)
1, I dislike mangoes & bananas but I love mango juice,mango lassi & pisang goreng.
2, I can be just sooooo random & ask the random-est questions.
3, Loves storybooks to death,I can spend the whole afternoon reading.
4, I am a HUGE movie buff!!! I can feel my specs getting thicker already..
5, I looove colours in everything :)
6, I love all dogs but I squeal the most over maltese's and maltipoo's :)
7, I love witty banter,watching Gossip Girl is productive.
8, I love songs that tell stories.
9, I get teary easily,especially during anything touching,lol.
10, Besides pizza,fried rice is my favourite balanced meal.
11, I am shy,yet loud & outgoing at the same time.Makes sense?
12, I love all ang mohs...swt I know... :)
13, I am a neat freak & am very organised..I have lists...lol.
14, I have unsorted issues but refuse to bring it up with anyone.
15, I still don't get what the teenaged feeling of 'emo' is.
I tag;
A) Evie
B) Michelle Lims
C) Joveen
D) Yee Won
E) Andrea
F) Hui Lynn
G) Jocelyn
H) Halina(if u still read my blog)
till next time,denise ;
Sunday, December 28, 2008;
Sunday, December 28, 2008;
Saturday, December 27, 2008
amber tamblyn :)
Hugh Jackman
Brandon Walters(Nullah)
Zooey Deschanel(Katy Perry's lookalike)
This hols, I've watched more movies than I can count :
1.December Boys
2.The Sisterhood Of Travelling Pants 2
(better than part 1)
3.The Changeling(Angie Jolie rocks :P)
4.Yes Man(who doesn't love Jim Carrey's stupidity?)
5.Beverly Hills Chihuahua(soooo cute!!!!!!)
6.Quarantine(gory as hell!!!)
7.Madagascar 2(it put me to sleep)
8.Twilight(i like it better than the book-Alice Cullen rocks!)
9.Wild Child(Lovvvve the show)
10.Australia(where has Hugh Jackman been hiding all this while? Newcomer Brandon Walters a.k.a Nullah is so adorable)
Australia is not as slow moving as Brokeback Mountain was & it was better too!!!
I am so not in the mood to study for my undang :(
Might watch Bedtime Stories tomorrow :)
Ciao!
till next time,denise ;
Saturday, December 27, 2008;
Saturday, December 27, 2008;
Saturday, December 20, 2008
I know I cant control people's lives but its just SO nauseating to read someone's blog post & suddenly come across the very intimate details of the person's relationship.
I mean these things,keep it private lah...why must you share every little detail...u want the whole world to know ah?
Jaga image diri lah,don't announce to the world that ur sleeping around or whatever private deets of ur relationship. If u really must,make ur blog private lah ok? Its not that hard :)
Let me be the first to tell you that its not cool to do so. It grosses me out & I'm sure the feelings mutual for other people too.
"U like the idea of having a boyfriend,but it need not be me." Snowed In-Rachel Hawthorne
Girls,abstinence is always the key ok? Don't let anyone pressurise you into doing something ur uncomfortable with.
& please get it straight,if you haven't been kissed by my age(17),so what?!?!!
It most certainly isn't the end of the world.
You don't need to frantically search for a partner just to be in with the popular kids in high school.
So what if you don't have a boyf/girlf??!!!! Your true friends won't disown you from ur own clique because of that!!!!! Stay true to who you are,you'll have more fun that way :)
I know I am :P
I was never the popular kid in high school but I survived with lotsa joyous memories with my close group of random/political/chemical/gay(in a good way) friends
to cherish forever :)
Sometimes I said & did the dumbest things,but the embarassment lasted only for awhile,thank goodness :)
To tell you the whole honest truth, I never once felt inferior about my absence of a boyf,I swear I did not have a single crush these 17 years,with the exception of ang moh celebs(*swoons*).Sad but true :)
So please ladies and gentlemen,only if the timing is right do you follow ur heart in search of ur personal Mr.Right :) Otherwise,enjoy the single life & don't do things just because its cool or because "my friends are doing it"!!!!!
Ciao,bellas!!!!
PS : I wanna learn French/Spanish :(
I mean these things,keep it private lah...why must you share every little detail...u want the whole world to know ah?
Jaga image diri lah,don't announce to the world that ur sleeping around or whatever private deets of ur relationship. If u really must,make ur blog private lah ok? Its not that hard :)
Let me be the first to tell you that its not cool to do so. It grosses me out & I'm sure the feelings mutual for other people too.
"U like the idea of having a boyfriend,but it need not be me." Snowed In-Rachel Hawthorne
Girls,abstinence is always the key ok? Don't let anyone pressurise you into doing something ur uncomfortable with.
& please get it straight,if you haven't been kissed by my age(17),so what?!?!!
It most certainly isn't the end of the world.
You don't need to frantically search for a partner just to be in with the popular kids in high school.
So what if you don't have a boyf/girlf??!!!! Your true friends won't disown you from ur own clique because of that!!!!! Stay true to who you are,you'll have more fun that way :)
I know I am :P
I was never the popular kid in high school but I survived with lotsa joyous memories with my close group of random/political/chemical/gay(in a good way) friends
to cherish forever :)
Sometimes I said & did the dumbest things,but the embarassment lasted only for awhile,thank goodness :)
To tell you the whole honest truth, I never once felt inferior about my absence of a boyf,I swear I did not have a single crush these 17 years,with the exception of ang moh celebs(*swoons*).Sad but true :)
So please ladies and gentlemen,only if the timing is right do you follow ur heart in search of ur personal Mr.Right :) Otherwise,enjoy the single life & don't do things just because its cool or because "my friends are doing it"!!!!!
Ciao,bellas!!!!
PS : I wanna learn French/Spanish :(
till next time,denise ;
Saturday, December 20, 2008;
Saturday, December 20, 2008;
Friday, December 19, 2008
I am suddenly in love with trench coats,I have no idea why.
wanna get one for college. The idea sounds soo appealing.
Going for the driving ceramah tomorrow with Joveen,hopefully its not as boring as people say it is. Thank goodness for Joveen then :)
Just came back from Singapore at midnight yesterday...stil feeling groggy till now,lol.
Just watched Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 just now,better than the first movie :)
I still love love love Blake Lively lah...wanna sue her for looking darn great in everything she wears....she can just throw on a gunny sack and I'll bet she'll look just as good as when she's in one of those designer gowns...:P
Mana kawan-kawan saya pergi? Jom meet up lah people :)
till next time,denise ;
Friday, December 19, 2008;
Friday, December 19, 2008;
Sunday, December 14, 2008
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Andrea Tan & Ong Hui Lynn :)
The two girls I've grown up with since secondary school. Aah,the places & memories we had together. Mauritius,Club Med Bintan,Bali,Australia was so fun with you guys around :)
*sniffs & wipes away tears* U guys have matured so much from what I can see in your blogs...good on you!! Andrea,your inches taller than me already at the tender age of 11...sobs..lol. I'm sure Lynn is also as tall if not taller than me at 12. Though you guys are young, you guys are so not bananas..unlike me. Continue talking in Canto to ur Aunty Hong,who is so funny haha.
You guys are also my friends with benefits. LOL
The things your families have done for us...wahhh :)
Ok will continue some other time.
xoxo,denise
till next time,denise ;
Sunday, December 14, 2008;
Sunday, December 14, 2008;
Hey.
Blogging with the flu & slight fever.
I've decided and gonna register soon at Sunway University College next year. Doing Canadian International Matriculation Programme(CIMP)Its a 1 year long prog.Starting on Jan 5th to early November. Actual classes begin on Jan 7th,where I'll receive my timetable.Jan 5-English Placement Test(EPT) to ascertain what level of English I'm in. Jan6-orientation(the Sunway library is so huge & has soooo many books & e-journals).
I want to dye my hair really brown(be a brunette)in March 09...can't do it now as it'll spoil my just rebonded hair. Oh well,patience is the key I guess :) My hair now is hazel-coloured(light brown),but only obvious under the sun. I want something obvious...I'm really praying I don't regret my decision! Emma Roberts in the movie, Wild Child became a brunette,damn nice. She's my inspiration...Julia Roberts's niece. Luckyyy woman!!! :P
I'm off to bed..need to get well by tomorrow,no way am I missing the trip to Singapore(especially during the Christmas season) with cousin's fam all because of a stupid cold!!! Oh gosh, I can feel my feet getting cold..I thought my fever was cured???!!!! It better be...visiting dear Dr.Kok tommorow :)
PS : Sorry if my bold & italic words are completely random,stil have no idea how it works...whatever i like is just bold or italic-ed :P
Sue me :P
Blogging with the flu & slight fever.
I've decided and gonna register soon at Sunway University College next year. Doing Canadian International Matriculation Programme(CIMP)Its a 1 year long prog.Starting on Jan 5th to early November. Actual classes begin on Jan 7th,where I'll receive my timetable.Jan 5-English Placement Test(EPT) to ascertain what level of English I'm in. Jan6-orientation(the Sunway library is so huge & has soooo many books & e-journals).
I want to dye my hair really brown(be a brunette)in March 09...can't do it now as it'll spoil my just rebonded hair. Oh well,patience is the key I guess :) My hair now is hazel-coloured(light brown),but only obvious under the sun. I want something obvious...I'm really praying I don't regret my decision! Emma Roberts in the movie, Wild Child became a brunette,damn nice. She's my inspiration...Julia Roberts's niece. Luckyyy woman!!! :P
I'm off to bed..need to get well by tomorrow,no way am I missing the trip to Singapore(especially during the Christmas season) with cousin's fam all because of a stupid cold!!! Oh gosh, I can feel my feet getting cold..I thought my fever was cured???!!!! It better be...visiting dear Dr.Kok tommorow :)
PS : Sorry if my bold & italic words are completely random,stil have no idea how it works...whatever i like is just bold or italic-ed :P
Sue me :P
till next time,denise ;
Sunday, December 14, 2008;
Sunday, December 14, 2008;
Friday, December 12, 2008
I know most of you have wanted to strangle me for a long time for not updating my blog...lol.(Especially Andrea...thanks for being one of my loyal readers dearie) Pathetic as the excuse is, I seriously haven't had the time. Today I'll try to blog as much as I can ok people & I'm forgiven? Done and done :)
& wanna apologise for the apparent lack of my personal pics,sorry lah...I can't seem to locate the camera's cable,and my family members know nothing of it. Haih...will do my best to find it soon cause I too wanna share my overdue pics with you guys :P
Guess what people? In my 17 years of life,my jakun-fied self bowled for the 1st time on Tuesday only. Lol,I love it now...not that good but ok lah :) I havent started Xmas shopping yet due the the fact that I'm so busy with deciding on my college & the course to take next year. Why does college have to be soo stressful? This is not even the starting of college yet...gaah!!!! Then there's the SIC Youth Rally Camp held in Kuala Kubu Bharu that Sue(cous) & I attended and survived the humiliation of having to dance hip-hop style(me...swt I know!) and act(Sue) from the 5-8DEC. Quite fun lah but was waay fun-er under Martin Jalleh :) Will post about him in the next post...reminiscing on the good times at camp under him haha.
I haven't even given driving school a thought yet!!! AAH!!!
Ok short of time,gotta scoot!!! Need to finish reading college brochures tonight cause going for the open day's over the weekend.
& wanna apologise for the apparent lack of my personal pics,sorry lah...I can't seem to locate the camera's cable,and my family members know nothing of it. Haih...will do my best to find it soon cause I too wanna share my overdue pics with you guys :P
Guess what people? In my 17 years of life,my jakun-fied self bowled for the 1st time on Tuesday only. Lol,I love it now...not that good but ok lah :) I havent started Xmas shopping yet due the the fact that I'm so busy with deciding on my college & the course to take next year. Why does college have to be soo stressful? This is not even the starting of college yet...gaah!!!! Then there's the SIC Youth Rally Camp held in Kuala Kubu Bharu that Sue(cous) & I attended and survived the humiliation of having to dance hip-hop style(me...swt I know!) and act(Sue) from the 5-8DEC. Quite fun lah but was waay fun-er under Martin Jalleh :) Will post about him in the next post...reminiscing on the good times at camp under him haha.
I haven't even given driving school a thought yet!!! AAH!!!
Ok short of time,gotta scoot!!! Need to finish reading college brochures tonight cause going for the open day's over the weekend.
till next time,denise ;
Friday, December 12, 2008;
Friday, December 12, 2008;