| Stick your tongue on something cold and metal or pee on an electric fence?: | Pee on fence |
| Do the dishes or clean the bedroom?: | Do the dishes |
| Do your homework or kiss your teacher?: | Do homework |
| Have a fever or have the chills?: | Have the chills |
| Take a needle or have a tooth pulled: | Take a needle |
| Lose a finger or lose a toe: | Lose a toe |
| Be caught stealing or caught cheating?: | Caught cheating |
| Be in an accident or cause an accident: | Cause an accident |
| Run down the street naked or in lingere?: | In Lingere |
| Have no eyes or have no ears?: | Have no ears |
| Go a month without internet or without tv: | Without internet |
| Get a wedgie or a wet willie: | Wet Willie |
| Have bad breath or bad B-O: | Bad Breath |
| Get a bad haircut or go bald?: | Get a bad haircut |
| Spend a day with Richard Simmons or Peewee Herman: | Richard Simmons |
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