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denise
Sept 27 1991
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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Some people have nothing better to do. Here are eaxmples:

Bizarre Traveler Behavior
Security officials at borders and airports see some strange things. How strange? Let us count the ways.

By Brad Tuttle, Budget Travel

A cold-blooded crime
A California man returned from Australia with 11 skinks, 2 monitor lizards, and 2 geckos — all of them strapped to his chest. By our count, that's 15 more lizards than you're legally allowed to attach to your torso and bring into the country. Officials nabbed him at Los Angeles International Airport with the illicit reptiles, which were worth more than $8,500 to exotic-animal collectors.

Don't point that at me!
After passing through security gates at the Baltimore-Washington airport, a man took off running to the nearest restroom — barefoot, not even taking the time to put his shoes back on after walking through the X-ray machines. When security officials caught up with him, they discovered that he had hidden a can of Mace pepper spray in his body cavity. No word yet on what he was trying to protect himself from — or how he intended to take aim.

Taking it from the streets
After a visit to Boston, a tourist flying out of Logan Airport was stopped by TSA agents who discovered a massive, 15-pound piece of cobblestone in the passenger's carry-on luggage. The passenger explained that he'd picked up the loose chunk near the Union Oyster House and wanted to bring it home because it looked so historic. A TSA agent on the scene replied, "For crying out loud, if every visitor did that, we'd have no more history!"

Please don't flirt with the septuagenarians
A 71-year-old woman was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed weapon after she attempted to get through airport security in Tampa with a small leather club known as a blackjack. When asked why she had the item, the confident passenger replied, "To smack men's hands when they get fresh."

Smells like sausage, looks like …A 21-year-old woman received a $300fine after she was caught smuggling 5.5 pounds of chorizo from Mexico into the U.S. She had safely stowed the brown pork sausage in baby diapers for the trip. Take this tale into consideration the next time you're thinking of buying black-market chorizo: You really don't know where it's been.

Is that a monkey in your pants, or …
Actually, it was two live pygmy monkeys, smuggled into LAX in the pants of a California man. He also carried what amounted to an entire biodiversity exhibit, including four exotic birds and 50 rare orchids he had taken from Indonesia. How was he caught? During an inspection in L.A., a bird hopped out of his bag and flew around the terminal. The man, who claimed to be a concerned environmentalist hoping to deliver his finds to a wildlife sanctuary in Costa Rica, was eventually sentenced to 57 days in jail and fined $15,000. The monkeys were released from the man's pants and sent to more expansive quarters at the Los Angeles Zoo.

It's the dairy, stupid
Something must have smelled fishy — or rather, cheesy. And given the size of the stash, it's no surprise. A man towing a U-Haul across the U.S. border from Mexico was stopped at a traffic checkpoint in Falfurrias, Tex., where agents seized 3,664 pounds of Mexican white cheese (a weight heavier than a Ford Mustang) valued at about $8,000. It's a little excessive, but, hey, people overpack for trips all the time.

An inadvisable response to the "no liquids" rule
Strange incidents aren't limited strictly to U.S. airports, of course. At a security checkpoint in Nürnberg, Germany, agents told a 64-year-old man carrying a liter of vodka that they wouldn't allow the booze in his carry-on. Instead of pouring it out or paying to check the bottle in his luggage, the man promptly dispensed of his problem by chugging it all down. Soon enough, he could neither stand nor function and had to be treated for alcohol poisoning. Which explains the tiny bottles handed out by flight attendants.

Damn bodoh right???? -.- The old lady one can understand lah I guess...lol

till next time,denise ;
Thursday, March 25, 2010;

Monday, March 15, 2010

Amazing quotes:

1. "Make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. If you want to get more out of life, you must lose your inclination for monotonous security and adopt a helter-skelter style of life that will at first appear to you to be crazy. But once you become accustomed to such a life you will see its full meaning and its incredible beauty." - Jon Krakauer, Into the Wild.

2. Worry less.

3. "Strive for perfection in everything you do. Take the best that exists and make it better. When it does not exist, design it." - Sir Henry Royce

4. "Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence." - Jorge Luis Borges

5. "Life is a storm. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout “Do your worst, for I will do mine!” Then the fates will know you as we know you." - The Count of Monte Cristo

6. "Each second we live is a new and unique moment of the universe, a moment that will never be again. And what do we teach our children? We teach them that two and two make four, and that Paris is the capital of France. When will we also teach them what they are? We should say to each of them: Do you know what you are? You are a marvel. You are unique. In all the years that have passed, there has never been another child like you. Your legs, your arms, your clever fingers, the way you move. You may become a Shakespeare, a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity for anything. Yes, you are a marvel. And when you grow up, can you then harm another who is, like you, a marvel? You must work, we must all work, to make the world worthy of its children." - Pablo Picasso

7. "Somewhere out there, there is someone who is meant to be the love of your life, Your best friend, your soulmate the one you can tell your dreams too, he’ll smile at you when you tell him, but he will never laugh at your heart. he’ll brush the hair out of your eyes & send you flowers when you least expect it. he’ll call you to tell you goodnight right before you go to bed or just because hes thinking about you. he’ll be bursting to talk to you each morning just to hear the sound of your voice. he’ll look into your eyes and tell you that you are the most beautiful girl hes ever seen & for the first time your life, you’ll actually believe it".

8. Too often we are scared. Scared of what we might not be able to do. Scared of what people might think if we tried. We let fears stand in the way of our hopes. We say no when we want to say yes. We sit quietly when we want to scream. And we shout with the others, when we should keep our mouths shut. Why? After all, we do only go around once. There’s really no time to be afraid. Sometimes, you just have to stop thinking so much. If it feels right, it probably is. Just go with it.

9. In your life you meet many people. Some you never think about again. Some you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you, and then there are some you wish you never had to think about again… but you do.

10. Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers, you just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can be managed but sometimes the pain gets you where you least expect it. Hits way below the belt and doesn’t let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can’t outrun it and life always makes more.

till next time,denise ;
Monday, March 15, 2010;

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

MY TYPE OF GUY :P

1. brown hair | black hair | blonde hair | red hair

2. tall | short | same height as you

3. ear piercings | eyebrow piercings | snake bites | no piercings | other

4. tattoos | no tattoos | idgaf (whaa????)

5. skater | punk | player | indie | cowboy | musician | prep | jock | other
6. shy | outgoing | in between

7. mellow | hyper | loud | quiet

8. blue eyes | brown eyes | green eyes | doesn’t matter

9. wears tight jeans | wears normal jeans | other

10. converse | vans | nikes | skate shoes | other

11. listens to: metal | rap | indie | classic rock | pop | country | all | other

12. compliments a lot | compliments when necessary | rarely compliments

13. jokes around all the time | jokes when necessary | always serious

14. sensitive | hides emotion | acts tough

15. hobbies: computer | music | skating | sports | drawing | fishing | other

16. loves to hold | loves to be held

17. tons of muscles | fit | skinny | chubby

18. pale | average | tan | dark

19. cusses a lot | never cusses | moderately cusses | only cusses around friends who even gives a shit

20. wavy hair | curly hair | straight hair | long hair | longish hair | short hair


So now you know :P

till next time,denise ;
Tuesday, March 02, 2010;